HOLY FUCK! DID I JUST DO A NEW LET'S PLAY!? I sure did son, and it's a "first time" play of Hitman: Absolution, the newest Hitman game. I'll be chronicling my entire playthrough like this since it helps motivate me to finish it. For Mission 1 and 2 I did not have a guest, and since my solo-LPs have been known to be worse ones, I apologize if this one turned out bad.